In which Sami uninvites Ri to her funeral

Sami mentally head-wall'd. She couldn't believe she was doing this. But a true Criss never backs down from a dare. Never. She walked as confidently as a dead girl could, before stopping right outside of the Kitchens. It was time.

She took a deep breath before yelling with all her might, "IVAN!" I really hope he doesn't kill me before I have time to complete my dare, successfully....

She stood there, in her place, whistling as she waited for him to arrive, fuming most likely. The witch simply stood in place for a few moments before making out the sound of footsteps coming closer. Tap, tap, TAp, TAP, tap. Slowly, the shadows took the form of an eleven year old boy.

Pierre exited the common room, still in his uniform (minus the robe) with a glare set for killing whoever had yelled his middle name. Recognizing Terry's dorm mate, he glared with just a little less intensity. "What do you want, Criss?" he asked icily, stopping in front of her. Tapping his wand against his leg patiently, he waited for her to respond.

I am a dead girl, I am a dead girl, I am a dead girl, I am a dead girl, Sami chanted in her head.

Regaining her composure she strutted over to where Ivan stood, impatient and glaring. Praying for a quick and painless death, she took one last shaky breath. Sami stood on her tipy-toes (the last time she would ever do it,) so she was eye-to-eye with the Hufflepuff. As quickly as she possibly could without breaking the dare, she planted one right on Ivans unsuspecting mouth.

Somehow, the whole thing lasted for about twenty sceonds before he realized what was hapenning. Knowing her inevitable fate, the dead girl made a run for it.

Pierre resisted the urge to puke as Criss made a run for it. She...had kissed him! Ew! His first kiss! And she wasn't even cute! Shuddering, he ran for the boys bathrooms, needing to wash out his poor, unsuspecting mouth. Terry put her up to it, he knew it! Deciding to get back at the Ravenclaw after he had washed out his mouth, he set off to a run.

On the way, he decided that Terry needed a talk about her choice in friends... maybe he could set her up with Kyra...